i wrote this in someone's honesty box, because i love writing random things in honesty boxes...
once upon a time, there was a lovely lady named jen. she lived in a house made of graham crackers and bamboo poles, with oyster shells tiling the roof. one day, a pearl fell out of one of the oysters, and into jen's soup. she said, "alas, my soup! the pearl has infected you! now i shall starve!"
but the soup said, "don't be a silly poof jenny-jen-jen-jennnnnnnnn! it's a pearl! there is nothing bad about it! it merely wanted to be close to you!"
jen was a little surprised that her soup was talking to her, but she accepted it as her due. she fished the pearl out, using a grain of sand as the bait, and sold the pearl on ebay for six hundred and forty three dollars. however, the pearl did not want ot part from her, and so, in the dead of night, it switched places with her pet rhinoceros.
the rhinoceros was pleased to be in the nice box that the pearl had been shipped in, but it did get terribly airsick on the way to hawaii, which was where the pearl was supposed to be shipped to.
when it landed in hawaii, it was delivered to the house of the buyer. the buyer opened the box, and-
once upon a time, there was a lovely lady named jen. she lived in a house made of graham crackers and bamboo poles, with oyster shells tiling the roof. one day, a pearl fell out of one of the oysters, and into jen's soup. she said, "alas, my soup! the pearl has infected you! now i shall starve!"
but the soup said, "don't be a silly poof jenny-jen-jen-jennnnnnnnn! it's a pearl! there is nothing bad about it! it merely wanted to be close to you!"
jen was a little surprised that her soup was talking to her, but she accepted it as her due. she fished the pearl out, using a grain of sand as the bait, and sold the pearl on ebay for six hundred and forty three dollars. however, the pearl did not want ot part from her, and so, in the dead of night, it switched places with her pet rhinoceros.
the rhinoceros was pleased to be in the nice box that the pearl had been shipped in, but it did get terribly airsick on the way to hawaii, which was where the pearl was supposed to be shipped to.
when it landed in hawaii, it was delivered to the house of the buyer. the buyer opened the box, and-
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